February 2011
January 2011
“I could imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would...”
– Mitch Hedberg
Can people quit lying to me?
Yeah, that’d be great.
You must be wearing space pants tonight 'cause...
Are you single? Do you role play? Are you gay or...
No, but thanks for asking.
What's the lamest threat you've ever gotten?
“I’ll break your heart. Wait, you don’t have a heart.” Oh, freshman year.
The Chronic, what? 'cles of Narnia!
Dear tumblr crushes, what a role change! Only one...
Fate fell short this time, your smile fades in the...
Dear crazed fan girls of boys you don't know on...
Good plan:
Tell him you’re slitting your wrists because he isn’t talking to you and you’re pretty sure you’re going to bleed out, but you know, he can save you or whatever.
Tell him you’re going to leave him unless he comes to see you (Even though you live on the other side of the world and he has a thing called a life).
Tell him you’re going to smack hips...
You make me feel like dsjkjsiajdljdsdlkjsl but in...
“…I can’t break away from these chains to my heart, the further you...”
– Just Surrender
Sorry I can't keep you all happy all the time.
I don't understand everyone's obsession with Mean...
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